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Kingdom of the Swine

by The Chamberlains

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1.
Institution 03:38
Halt the truck at hell's iron house Throw the latch herd the fresh meat out Crushed up tight in a long line of maniacs, firebugs, perverts and slack jawed louts Lined up two-by-two 'long the wall Heads are counted and numbers called Rag tags sunken down 'round my shins 'tween two great apes dribbling 'bout ten foot tall Warden stalks the halls stoking fear Drags his rod with that sadist’s sneer Hauls the deviants from the throngs down the hole of darkness and silent drear Served up rat milk and rancid meat by a c**n with twelve absent teeth Watch your back when you’re round o’ bogs, time is hard and your ass is goin' cheap Marched out back to the beaten flat Bolt like pigs from a rifle crack 'Round and 'round a ring 'o dust 'till hamstrings tear and our ankles snap 'Till the bell tolls the day is late meet you out by the boundary gate Wipe the blood and shit from my eyes home to a glass of milk and chocolate cake
2.
Sediment Tea 03:23
Down west-side central on a dog day's noon 'Round the ramshackle tenements of Tenth Avenue Where the languid and the listless dawdle aimlessly in vain Anaesthetised long to the summertime pain The scents waft sweet down from room twenty-three Where the harridan is brewing up a sediment tea The crack pot whistles out a beckoning call And the pigs spring hot from their noonday sprawl And they clamber up the stairs on all threes and all fours And they sniff and they scratch at the bottom of the door Take a sip from the pot and a crack upon the jaw And the next day they'll be back again for more Now the pigs lie placid in a midsummer's sleep A new band-o-neighbours come a-rolling up the street A ragtag caravan of vagabond clowns Hammering their concrete stakes in the ground Now the panes shine polished to a hideous sheen And the air reeks bitter of a noisome bean The block abound with foreign bred freaks As the pigs go scrambling from under their feet And they clamber up the stairs on all threes and all fours And they scrape and they holler and they wail and they claw There's a board with nails and a notice on the door: "Lil pigs come crawling round these parts no more!"
3.
the moon in up now, babe we're on the lookout watch along the dead city streets curbs of notorious blocks where cretins, critters and creeps crawl 'neath the cover of night sweet-toothed for sensuous thrills wet-lipped for carnal delights we got that swing in our step we got that slink in our stride twin daggers sprung from our feet that golden mink in our guise that cherry gloss on our lips that roguish glint in our eyes and six hard inches of steel between our thighs! the wolves are up now, babe they're out and on the stalk now come the brights of their lamps a-rolling out of the fog they come in every shade but come in most one size fled from their cosseted kids and their ol' carpers of wives they got that sallowing skin they got them beads in their eyes the rash of pocks on their face they're old but none-the-more wise the varmint scatter the street as they roll up long-side gristle a-throb as prey climbs on inside! the heat is up now, babe we're riding on the clock our legs upon the dash our fingers hitting the spot the eyes are turning back and oinkers are a-squeak their at our mercy now in bondage with the beast we choke to hear them gasp we bite and hear them cry we chomp to pierce their flesh we suck to bleed them dry then as their world turns black the last elated sigh seven sweet minutes in hell for which to die!
4.
Jas Vidal 04:05
Jas Vidal, the animal, so all the boys 'round here call She's a fire whirl of fantasy and grief Sweeping hot across the state, wreaking havoc in her wake Broken hearts, spirits, fingers, legs and teeth Jas Vidal, the cannibal, at only five foot two inch tall Biting hunks out of the heads of little kids Canines pierced against the scalp, molars grind em down to pulp Bungs the offal out her back door to the pigs Jas Vidal, insatiable, proclaims the writing on the wall Tempting eager hordes of errant, heady youth Feeding frenzied up the spot, 'hind the alley 'cross the block Draining seed to satisfy her carnal tooth Jas Vidal, maniacal, side-eyed up and down the halls Head held high against the bitter rays of scorn An angelic bird of prey, without so much a word to say Wherein silence speaks, hearsay is born
5.
rock humping knuckle draggers barefooted tribal (trouble) stragglers neanderthalic creeps are we flea ridden rabid mongrels ill-tempered gutter scoundrels sequestered from nobility ball tripping backstreet prowlers piss drunken streetlight howlers the scent of blood, it gets us high tit-biting carpet droolers cot wetting diaper mewlers while mother's milk still leaves us dry Shame us! Blame us! Animals without civility Chain us! Tame us! Irritants unto society grease laden fodder shovelers discount rate liquor guzzlers living off the fat of our own skin bi-weekly fornicators tri-daily masturbators staving off the urges creeping in wall gazing daylight burners nocturnal death-grip yearners mulling over all that might have been cold metal coupon slashers mid-city sidewalk crashers paying penance for our cardinal sin Berate us! Debase us! bleeding outta past virility Restrain us! Contain us! discontent in servility Defame us! Degrade us! residue of dark antiquity Castrate us! Erase us! middle kids of bygone history
6.
A Bout a Boy 03:24
Well I’m a lad of squat stature and delicate frame but I posture like a crown prince up front centre stage and I can dance just as well as any other boy my age! And I'm erudite, exquisite and my style’s supreme with shoes of fine suede and t-shirts of terylene and yet still does Aphrodite consider me naive! And here they come gliding like angels on the earth with slender white midriffs wrapped in red tartan skirts with golden hair cascading and chests round and pert and faces lit up vibrant with the shine of summer mirth well the sight of youth and beauty makes a manic heart run awry a sickly stomach quake and a bitter throat turn dry thought for a moment I caught a pair of bright blue eyes but with a vicious sideways smirk the just passed straight on by Argh, call off the dogs, call off the dogs! Take your fucking spotlight out of my face! your mocking smiles are a vile affront the whitest bodies hold the blackest hearts of hate! Argh, you all are dogs, you all are dogs! With bestial appetites impossible to sate! as the virtuous lay trampled having borne unto your brunt but I won't be subject to that damnable fate! 'Cause I'm a lad of sour spirit and intemperate rage spraying bile from the confines of my befouled little cage and I've absolved myself in full of any semblance of blame! and I tell you, I do not forget, and much less do I forgive and no more should nymphos tempt me as long as I might live ‘cause those whores ain't worthy of the pleasures I could give!
7.
I am a bitch to a callous cold-hearted witch but her lips are those which I dare dream to kiss and the blood in my loins, oh so sore does itch for one touch of flesh and the pure taste of bliss And I am a wretch in the eyes of the kings for I bear the slings and the arrows life flings they've harlots in hand, flaunting porcelain skin who gag at my bones, oh so feeble and thin …and how now should I go in this life so unfair… …that entices with vices and leaves in despair… ...wherein wild boors run rampant with the young and the fair… …who then splay themselves wide to be savaged, ripped and teared… …the injustice is rife and the piper will be paid… …for my cannons, they lie primed, cocked for imminent crusade… …’gainst the wicked and wanton, righteous war is waged… …and let all the world bear witness to a fury now uncaged… For I am a god amongst the dregs of man and their lives are nought but dirt within my hand I deal in chaos of a dastardly brand and I'll scorch my name in cordite cross this land Now see how they quake in these sights, oh divine FLASH after FLASH, see how they fall in line I am a wolf in the land of the swine I am supreme, bitch, I am sublime! Now reel, all you reel, at what which has been shed the roads lit with bone, the rivers sullied red no reprieve granted and no mercy spared I am the beast wanton wenches hath bred Now curse me to hell, damn me with spiteful breath and gag on my musk, oh the sweet scent of death I am a sad little man of worth bereft my name rings clear in the ears of the deaf
8.
The warmth of the summer has waned and the fountain's last draughts have been drained clouds blot the sky where the birds used to soar as we find ourselves washed up astray on the shore 'long a cold and tempestuous sea when it seemed just yesterday we roamed free whiling our hours 'neath the gold southern sun the days dragged by slow and the summer was young Now the seasons have changed see the withered leaves waver and fall cherish these, the most innocent times of them all Here's to the hedonist hijinks we'd make all our devilish antics and japes a pint of blood spilt 'cross the road like fresh tar and a spinal cord wrapped 'round the wheel of a car And from the sound of them sirens we'd fly 'mongst the gullies and the grottos we'd lie drinking ourselves dumb and splitting our sides 'till our old men had burnt their rage out on their wives And when the bastards come crush us grind us down 'till we grovel and crawl cherish these, the most innocent times of them all Rebel rousers who now walk the line and the lucky ones that fate kept behind the daisy who splayed his legs out on the track and the mute with the trench coat and gun in his sack And the seventeen souls that were saved from the wasteland of echoes we brave dreams dashed asunder and sunk in the brine as the memories fade with the passage of time And the hands keep on turning through the barren seas, for purpose, we'll trawl cherish these, the most innocent times of them all And when the coroner comes a-calling 'round the scrape what remains off the wall cherish these, the most innocent times of them all

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The project of Sydney-based musician and poet Michael Stephens, The Chamberlains fuse loud and abrasive rock tones with darkly comic lyricism exploring the absurd and grotesque corners of modern society. Following from the release of two singles in Spring 2020, Kingdom of the Swine is a brash and daring mix of garage and post-punk inspired rock and sardonic lyricism exploring themes of youth, isolation, gentrification, hearsay and masculinity.

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released June 25, 2021

Recorded at EVERLAND STUDIOS, Five Dock, Sydney between August 2020 and May 2021.

All tracks recorded, mixed and produced by BEN WORSEY.

Mastered by CEFE FLYNN, CEFE FLYNN MASTERING, Dulwich Hill, Sydney.

Thanks to FABIEN BETHUIZEAU and RALPH MARSHALL.

All songs and lyrics written by MICHAEL STEPHENS.

With special thanks to RUTH GRONBECH-DAM.

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The project of Sydney-based musician and poet Michael Stephens, The Chamberlains fuse loud and abrasive rock tones with darkly comic lyricism exploring the absurd and grotesque corners of modern society.

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